From : email@example.com
Sent : Thursday, March 24, 2005 9:24 AM
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject : A reply to the proud Jordanian citzen
To the publisher of Arab times,
I have enjoyed reading Arab times articles since I was 19, It has been a
couple of years now. My favorite writer is Dr.Osama Fawzi, I seriously
admire his unique style of writing which combines humor and sad but very
true facts about the Arabic community.
I have never participated in posting up or replying to any letters published
by anyone. I follow the concept of "if talk was made out of silver, silence
is made out of gold", but today this has changed because of the insults
received by a very uneducated, self-orientated, Neanderthal who chooses
unwise words to reply to another Neanderthal.
If you can kindly post this very humble letter as a reply to the letter by
Ahmad Sameer, subject Jordan First, and E-Mail Address
email@example.com. on your website I would deeply appreciate it if you
can post this very first letter of mine.
Dear Jordanian Citizen,
The people of Iraq are not insects as you have described us, we are a
civilization relating to approximately 7000 years, I assume your country was
the first country in the world to invent reading and writing. Speaking of
writing, I think you have to excuse my PC because it doesn't have any Arabic
language support, but hopefully your king can translate it to you, since he
was born and raised in the U.K.
If you are saying that the Iraqi people are well known for being Homosexual,
which is your personal opinion. I mean if you have had a relationship with
one that's also a personal issue that you might want to discuss with
Speaking of democracy, your country is well known to stand against protests.
As soon as the authorities hear of a protest, we will see the all mighty
army of Jordan which consists of 3 pickup trucks and 4 camels rush to the
university to unleash a lethal punishment on those who dare to protest.
If we have stabbed the Jordanian crown and the Jordanian people in the back,
your people and your king have killed the proud Iraqi people by involving in
your kings many conspiracy theories, After all, who would fly to Israel and
warn Israeli P.M about attacks and assassination plans, but your king.
If we are so bad, please do give us the oil that we have supplied you for
the last 13 years. Do kick us out and we will be oh so very happy if you can
advice us more about the Jordanian hypocrisy, sorry I meant Democracy.
PS: Your country's economy solely depends on money coming in from outsiders,
I suggest that you should start developing your education system and your
capabilities so people won't come to your country to do it for you.